You show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. —Richard M. Nixon
I'm not cut out for management. People have told me, on many occasions, that I don't have "what it takes," and I've usually interpreted that to mean "you're not enough of an asshole." But I've learned to accept that, and let me tell you—I sure don't appreciate people who take wisdom like that for granted. Like you kids these days—you don't know how good you've got it. You're all lazy, whiny, good-for-nothing leeches—following your heart and "finding yourselves" and bitching from here to eternity about How Unfair Everything Is. You hypersensitive brats never have the good sense to shut up and just do what you're told; you never realize that everything would just be so much better and safer and nicer if you don't question anything at all.